France – Land of Museums... NOT Land of Daily Bathing.

Have you ever seen a museum? I’ve seen like 80 billion of them. Here are several things to know about museums in France:

1. If you only see one museum in France, see the Musee D’Orsay. It’s a converted train station, and the architecture is awesome. Also note that there are many hot, nerdy chicks here.
2. The Louvre is HUGE, and you need a week to see the whole thing, so don’t bother going unless you live in France and have an extra week burning a hole in your schedule. Or if you happen to love museums.
   
3. The glass pyramid entrance to the Louvre is 900 degrees Fahrenheit, so don’t forget that you may die if you stand in it for too long.
4. Most of the museums in France are non-well-ventilated, so B.Ware of B.O. Keep in mind that the hotter the month, the greater the B.O.
5. I like cafes/wine better than I like museums.