
This was our train.* It took us 4 billion hours to get from the airport to our hotel, and the conductor made me wear a clown suit. It was weird.
*This wasn't our train.
Like any red-blooded, patriotic American, I chose to spend my tax rebate in the only place it could truly help our economy: France.
Bill O'Reilly is going to kick my ass!
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